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The Booze Cruise is a series of three feature-length comedy dramas produced by Yorkshire Television and written for British television by Paul Minett and Brian Leveson. The first episode in the series premiered on ITV in 2003. [1]

Two follow-up episodes were also created by Minett and Leveson, featuring the same characters, with the exception of Clive, who did not appear in either sequel owing to Martin Clunes' Doc Martin commitments. Daniel was now played by Tom Bennett , and only appears in The Booze Cruise II , while Amanda Abbington took on the role of Leone.

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Directed by Paul Seed

A group of men from Kent; Clive (Martin Clunes), Rob (Neil Pearson), Dave (Mark Benton), Maurice (Brian Murphy) and Daniel (Ben Whishaw) - go on a booze cruise to France, with mixed success and many mishaps along the way. Events involving their wives and families back home also form a large part of the plot.

Martin Clunes Neil Pearson Mark Benton Brian Murphy Anne Reid Claire Skinner Ben Whishaw Dan Hildebrand Marsha Fitzalan Karen Henthorn Elsa Kikoïne Louise Callaghan Jalaal Hartley Suzy Cooper Mary Cunningham François Domange

Director Director

Producer producer, writers writers.

Paul Minett Brian Leveson

Casting Casting

Marilyn Johnson

Editor Editor

Cinematography cinematography.

John Kenway

Assistant Directors Asst. Directors

Simon Noone Vincent Fahy

Executive Producers Exec. Producers

David Reynolds Tim Hancock

Lighting Lighting

Phil Brookes

Camera Operator Camera Operator

Production design production design.

Paul Laugier

Art Direction Art Direction

Composer composer, sound sound.

Adam Severs Simon Bishop Laura Russon

Costume Design Costume Design

Alyson Ritchie

Makeup Makeup

Kathy Ducker

Yorkshire Television

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Cheers and Tears

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Review by Michael_Foley ★★★★½

This was so funny and Brian Murphy was so funny as Morris. Also This is the first in the Booze Cruise trilogy Watched this on ITV3 in the UK. 4.5/5

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Review by Jamie Lawson ★★ 1

Clunes Day, Round 2! Much like Staggered, this was (thankfully) a lot less laddy than it sounded....no one even gets drunk, although Clunes (in his moustache era) does buy 96 bottles of champagne. Another v gentle Sunday night on ITV sort of affair, and tbh if you're into that kind of thing - which I'm not - you could do a lot worse. Can't believe Chloe/Britney would do that to poor young Ben Whishaw, glad he ends up getting his Before Sunset on (spoilers? Ah who gives a fuck).

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When a group of unlikely friends go on a cruise to France, they form bonds that they never thought would've existed. Stars Martin Clunes , Neil Pearson , Mark Benton , Brian Murphy , Anne Reid and more .

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